Jokes Of The Year

General Musharaf, Mahathir, Gloria Arroyo & Lee Kuan
Yew were sitting in a train.
The train suddenly goes thru a tunnel and it
gets completely dark.

Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap!
The train comes out of
the tunnel. Arroyo and Musharraf are sitting there
looking perplexed.

Mahathir is bent over holding his face, which is red
from an apparent slap.
All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says
anything.

Musharraf is thinking: "These Malaysians are all
crazy after Arroyo.
Mahathir must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel.
Very proper that she
slapped him."

Arroyo is thinking: "Mahathir must have moved to
kiss me, but kissed
Musharraf instead and got slapped."

Mahathir is thinking: "Damn it, Musharraf must have
tried to kiss Arroyo,
she thought it was me and slapped me instead."

Lee Kuan Yew is thinking: "If this train goes
through another tunnel, I
could make another kissing sound and slap Mahathir
again."