80% of M'sians going to UK to study law?
UK Immigration Officer: Purpose of visit?
Visitor: I'm here to study law, sir.
Officer: You know, you must have a lot of lawyers in Malaysia .
Visitor: Why do you say that?
Officer: Well, i've been here for a good twenty
years, and I'd say 80% of Malaysians I see here say
they're here to read law.
Visitor: Oh, really? That's really something i never knew. Hard to believe in fact.
Officer: Just you watch, then. You just stand
here until the next Malaysian comes along, and I'll bet
he's here to read law.

*Visitor waits for 5 mins, Ah
Ah Beng from Malaysia comes to immigration counter
Officer: Mr. Beng, purpose of visit?
Ah Beng: Study lorr...

Study lorr...study law~~~~hahaha